Master of Disguise Dana Carvey Characters Ranked
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Are you turtley enough for the turtle club? If you remember Dana Carvey’s 2002 comedy The Master of Disguise, then you most certainly are. We decided to rank all 15 of Dana Carvey’s main characters in the movie from worst to best.

Keep in mind, this movie came out 22 years ago, so some of these characters have aged better than others. That being said, we’ve used the power of Energico to rank them according to our personal opinions.

Admittedly, The Master of Disguise was not very well received by critics back in 2002 — in fact, it was absolutely ripped to shreds, standing at just a paltry 1% on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer. But some might say it deserves some more respect than it got. Say what you will about this movie, but in the words of Pistachio Disguisey, it’s “so crazy, it just might work.”

Here are 15 of Dana Carvey’s characters from The Master of Disguise, ranked from worst to best.