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The 5 Deadliest Dads in Movie History, Ranked From Least to Most Deadly

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Tim Molloy

John Matrix in Commando (1985)

20th Century Fox

Commando star Arnold Schwarzenegger rattles off a series of deadly one-liners as John Matrix, who goes wild after bad guys from a made-up Latin American country make the foolish mistake of kidnapping his daughter (Jenny Matrix), while leaving him alive.

By one fan’s account, Matrix kills 87 people over the course of Commando — which is more than one a minute when you subtract the end credits from this 90-minute, flawlessly plotted action epic.

Congratulations to No. 3 on our list of the deadliest dads in movies.

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