Dez in Desparately Seeking Susan (Played by Aidan Quinn)

When Dez first meets Roberta (Rosanna Arquette) he assumes she’s off-limits because he thinks she’s Susan (Madonna) his best friend’s girl. Roberta, meanwhile, is married to philandering hot-tub king Gary (Mark Blum).

Dez and Roberta pal around New York for a bit as she tries to sort out a case of amnesia, but soon she gives in to the raw chemistry between them, because just look at the guy.