Star Wars: The Force Awakens


You know that whole happy ending at the end of Return of the Jedi? This movie ruins it by revealing that Han and Leia went on to have a whiny child, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver), who spoiler alert, kills his dad.

Yes: The movie kills an iconic character for the sole purpose of establishing Kylo Ren as a baddie to be reckoned with — and of course to free Harrison Ford from an altogether embarrassing affair.

The movie sets out to pass the lightsaber to a new generation, but none of the new characters feel authentic or interesting.